You are this holiday's hottest gift. Sing us a catchy jingle!

Happy Fucking Holidays


Mr. Lahey: [while delivering his speech drunk, to become trailer park supervisor]
Who in this park, or even in the whole world, doesn't have problems?
Who doesn't have a drink too many times once in a while and maybe even winds up passed out in their own driveway, pissing themselves?
Who doesn't drink too much sometimes or who doesn't have a puff from time to time?
And who doesn't have problems with the people they love?
This is our home. This is our community.

(From Consumating)