I need a Cosmic Boot to the Arse:

If you need catharsis, what would you do to exact a big change in your life? Illustration when possible.

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I'm calm again.

Did I scare you with my fiery eyes?

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Speaking of Sucking...

The Question of the Week sucks!
Discuss why this question pissed you off so much.

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Sweet or Sour? What's your favorite thing to suck on?



Why does this question piss me off so goddamn much? Suck this, question writer of the week.

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inhouse Bad Advice:

What roiling shitstorm can I help you with now?

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"Celibacy is a tolerable state which many choose of their own free will."

Discuss.

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so and so is in an "OPEN" relationship.

This is a bunch of Bullshit. Discuss.

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In my neckof the woods, it's FINALLY good snowshoeing weather!

Talk about what winter is like for you whereever you are.

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You are getting very sleepy.
Your eyelids are getting heavy.
When I count to three, you will post here.
1.
2.
3.

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We see you from across the bar, doing your sexy little mating dance.



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There are alot of new names and faces around here...

Please stand and introduce yourself to the class.

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If someone wants me to smash them in the stomach as hard as I can, is this some kind of new fangled flirting?

Mixed up mating signals here

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I'd love to save the genius Acidlace toy montage forever.

How can I do that?

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I'd love to save the genius Acidlace toy montage forever.

How can I do that?

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I'd love to save the genius Acidlace toy montage forever.

How can I do that?

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Ask inhouse anything.

the answer may be a lie

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On what do you spend too much money?



Coffee. Hot dark and frothy coffee steals away my pennies like a thief in the night.
Oh coffee, why can I not refuse you? You taunt me with your rich and earthy deliciousness.

Coffee, if it weren't for you, I'd have enough money to make all my wildest dreams come true...
Instead, I have only your delicious darkness, robbing me to the tune of $1.95 a cup on a daily basis.

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Consumating! The Musical!

off off off off Broadway production

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real or concocted

Heroic Animal Deeds...


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Bumper Stickers about Consumators

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Get Crafty, Consumators! Show us something you made with your own hands.



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It was a dark and stormy night...

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What's your party piece?

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Small Town News!

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Tell me about your favourite Auntie.
(and do you pronounce that:

1.) "anty"
or
2.) "awnty"?

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I LOVE those toys!

Now if they'd just stop disappearing!
Come talk about the new Toy Box options... maybe you'll get a new toy.

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the one where Fonzie jumped the shark!

Discuss memorable moments in Television History

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What civil rights are you still missing out on?



I am not missing out on any civil rights. I am not missing out on any civil rights. I am not missing out on any civil rights. I am not missing out on any civil rights. I am not missing out on any civil rights. I am not missing out on any civil rights.

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Something is troubling you...

Perhaps you need some inhouse

Bad Advice.

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Something is troubling you...

Perhaps you need someBad Advice.

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You have a ten-foot pole.

Who will not poke even with the assistance of said ten-foot pole?

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You have a ten-foot pole.

Who will not poke even with the assistance of said ten-foot pole?

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SPELLBOUND-

Use big words here...

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Hill Billy Cred

Show us your redneck.

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Horoscopes
and whether the common view of your birthsign seems to accurately reflect who you really are.

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Homes of The Future.

or:Bradbury promised me I'd have a nuclear oven...


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M4m --- m4f --- f4m --- f4f ---

Write your singles ad and post it here.

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M4m --- m4f --- f4m --- f4f ---

Write your singles ad and post it here.

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________ is to ________

as *insert your consumator name here* is to _______

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Everyone loves cool teeshirts! Show us how cute you look in your favorite teeshirt.



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Everyone loves cool teeshirts! Show us how cute you look in your favorite teeshirt.



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Tell me about the first time you drank alcohol.

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I knew s/he wasn't for me when...

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I'm sorry

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Things that should just never be uttered aloud.

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Big Crunch or Endless Expansion: What is your theory on the fate of the universe?

I don't really know what happens to YOU guys, all I know is I have a coffee date with a tall dark stranger at the Restaurant at the End of the Universe...

Based on how things have been going down here, he won't have to wait for me for very long.

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Do the robot! Show us how inorganic you can be!



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inhouse is back with the
Bad Advice&trade

Ask and ye shall receive the patented inhouse Bad Advice that will most assuredly make matters much worse help you in your hour of need.

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The Creation of Human/Animal Embryos Sparks Debate in Britain...

Read the article here and design your own chimera

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Give me Shelter.

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It's Talk Like A Cowboy Day - - iffen yer fixin' to post in this here ol' thread, do it in cowboy speak, pardner. It stokes my campfire,if ya know what I mean.
Ladies, you can talk like bar whores if you wish, cause that's fun too.

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Future Nash: The Interview.

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20 Questions:

Guess what I'm thinking of in 20 questions or less. I'll post a photo link when you get it right.

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You have 24 hours to live...

How will you spend it?

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Proposition 3 Consumators in the next 3 minutes, post here to tell us who you propositioned and how.

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"You Know What Your Problem is??"

Post here, and the next person who posts will tell you what your problem is based upon their careful scrutiny of your profile.


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What you gonna do when the ghost zaps you?



I'd call in the Ambiguously Gay Duo and get 'em to Zap that Space Ghost right back... or at least unleash an anal probing on him.

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Share your favourite youtube video link du jour here.

Mine is: OK GO!

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I AM A CANADIAN WIDOW, MY ENTIRE FAMILY WAS WIPED OUT IN THE MAPLE SYRUP DISASTER RE-ENACTMENT AND NOW I AM HAVING TROUBLE SETTLING THE ESTATE OF MY LATE HUSBAND WHO WAS A LUMBER BARON. I NEED YOUR HELP...

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I have lysdexia.

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Vacation is over! My, aren't we looking fresh and ready to go!



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What thoughts would you like to unthink?



That hitchhiker seems harmless enough...

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You need a Stern Talking To.

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When someone commits Consu.icide now, all the posts they've made in conversations disappear.

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Friends... I need your help.

Recommend inspiring films in which cool, strong women dump underserving men and then go on to bigger and better things. I need celluloid therapy.

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A.A. is a cult.

Discuss.

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